i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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