Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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