I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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