just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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