Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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