I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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