The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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