If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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