He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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