Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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