You work out of a Hotel?
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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