bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
The adults are the big ones right?
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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