i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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