I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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