ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
cat food counts as protein by the way
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
You may now shotgun with the bride
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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