I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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