so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize