whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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