Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
