Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
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