How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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