I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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