The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
you traded sex for a burrito?
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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