Already got asked if we're dating
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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