I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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