Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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