I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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