I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
