She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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