Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize