I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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