Christians are straight up FREAKS
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
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