I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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