is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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