she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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