i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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