They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Randomize
