is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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