well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Can I color on your dick again?
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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