He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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