I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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