My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
where are you?
Hypothermia
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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