did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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