absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
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