Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
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