Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Randomize
