Midget sex pt 2 tonight
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
Randomize
