Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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