R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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