Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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