So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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