She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
Randomize
