I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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