Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
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