problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i barfeds in our rink
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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