okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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